I'm planning on seeing Forgetting Sarah Marshall with my friends tomorrow. It's very important that I finish this post before then as my new List of Five includes Jason Segal and this will be the first time I will be confronted with full...uhhh...."view" of one I've deemed ("worthy" is the wrong term, let's go with) yummy enough to be on such an important list.
Yes, I got a good look at him in Knocked Up, but whole picture is a tough one to handle (yes yes, plenty of penis jokes to make here). Again, there are three easy choices and two I'm not 100% on. I have to finalize though because my tastes have changed and if my opportunity comes, I'm not going to miss it because I didn't update my selections.
I have to make note of a special slot (hehehe, dirty) that I will call the Unconventional Choice (formerly held by Kevin James). He's is not People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive material (with the exception of Matt Damon, that usually isn't my type anyways), but the charm outshines the lack of toned abs and chiseled cheekbones, or whatever. Actually, this round's unconventional got lean in the role that made me add him to the list, so shut your noise hole.
So without further defense:
1) Jason Segal
2) Ryan Reynolds
3) Linus Roache
4) Hank Azaria
5) Simon Pegg
Okay, defense is the wrong word. Here's the thought process on the rest of the list.
Ryan Reynolds to me is a very attractive man. Van Wilder was the King of Coolidge for a reason and he did justice to the king. He's stretched his acting chops to do Smokin' Aces (government agent hot), Blade Trinity(action hero hot), and Definitely, Maybe(romantic leading man hot). And now he's in the Wolverine spin-off as Wade Wilson/Deadpool, "a high-tech mercenary known for his wisecracks, black humor, and satirical pop-culture references"(thank you Wikipedia). Do you know how hot that sounds?
Next, in the criminal justice system, there is the revolving door of hot ADAs. Now Sam Waterston is at the top of the Order part. (Wait, is that right? The investigation is the Law part and the prosecuting the Order part? But the cops keep Order and prosecutors uphold the Law. Let's the say the second half of the show.) Anyways we now have and open slot (heheheh, dirty again) for an Executive ADA. They were kind enough to send us Linus Roache. Not many roles under his belt (I'd like to be under his belt as well), but he was Thomas Wayne in Batman Begins. Yes, the Christian Bale version of Bruce Wayne came from that fine stock. At least in the movie world. Shut up, anyone who can fictionally sire Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne is hot.
Now Hank Azaria. Okay, the voice is awesome. Four Emmy Awards, baby. See America's Sweethearts for his live and in person hilariousness (Best part of that movie is any scene in which he is speaking.). To second that motion, see his brief role in Dodgeball as well. See Shattered Glass to watch him go dramatic. And finally, see Along Came Polly to get a fine look at his abs. And I'm done.
As for Simon Pegg, see Hot Fuzz. Yeah, that kind of character, hot to me. And he wrote the script. Hotter to me. Yeah, he's going to be Scotty in Star Trek. Hey, I just made the argument on why I'm braving this Star Trek movie. Unconventional, yes, but as I have eloquently argued on many occasions, shut your noise hole. So that's my final word until a new movie or TV show introduces me to the great male specimen I must have on this very special list.
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