Saturday, September 15, 2007

Too Much Anatomy

This fall season sees a challenge in my schedule. What? The Office and Grey's Anatomy on at the same time. You're right. This isn't a problem. TV on DVD makes it easier to miss out. In fact buying sets when you've already seen all of the episodes make the purchase sort lame and pointless.

But there's bigger reason that I chose not to waste my time with Grey's Anatomy. Oh, let me clarify. I will not watch live episodes. I fully intend to waste my life watching episodes online. But the reason for the change? I don't care about any of them. Or anyone that is left.


It makes me sad to admit it, but think about it. Who were the best members? Burke and Christina were my favorite couple. First off, they were only with one another. Everyone else, seems to have a count of two or higher with regular cast members. Now he's gone and she's just hard core surgeon girl. That only works with someone to soften her and take her down a few notches. No notches down, no respect for her.

Bailey has gone soft. I miss her being hard core. Her hardness was different and enjoyable. And now it's dead.

Addison is now in California. Popular enough to get her own show. But needed these characters around her to make her popular in the first place. Good luck and all, but please feel free to come crawling back if the situation should present itself.

And finally Callie. Liked George but would not put up with his shit. Awesome girl. Married George and now eats his shit. Really? It was good when you recognized the boy when no one else did. Now he has Blondie after him and so he's gone in a heartbeat. Or in an ejaculation as the case is. (Yes, yes, there in love. Or something. Don't care because you ruined Torres. Screw your love.)


Sex with this guy? Seriously? Okay, that was mean. But come on. Seriously?

And those were the good people. They have polluted everyone else even more so because everyone has slept with everyone. Honestly, who would have though George would be winning the sex category with Callie, Izzie, and Meredith (and as a bonus, Nurse Olivia)?


And this is why The Office will get my watching loyalty. But of course I will have to get my rich, pretty people with problems fix. When I get the need, I know where to find you.