Tuesday, October 03, 2006

My List of Five, Version 2.0

It is time. After months and months of struggling and determined to not settle for just some guy to fill in the last spot, I have completed the second version of my list of five. As time goes on, you let go of the connections you have and open yourself up something new. I have to admit, it is mainly exposure. I see these men at least once a week and I love what they do. Ask anyone who has taken Psych 101. I have, so I'll just tell you, proximity breeds attraction. I think the same is true for those constantly on your TV. Okay, no more babbling, here they are (again, not ranked):

1) Hugh Laurie
2) John Krasinski
3) Jeremy Piven
4) Chris Meloni
5) John C. McGinley

So basically they play, in order, sarcastic asshole doctor, sweet paper supply salesman, asshole agent, tough as nails detective, and sarcastic jerk doctor. You may ask what is the difference between asshole doctor and jerk doctor? I don't know, but I had to show a distinction between the two. One saves lives and cracks jokes on a comedy that is at times dramatic and the other saves lives and cracks jokes on a drama that is at times hilarious.

I think the most dramatic addition is John Krasinski. He's only four years older than me as opposed to my average of twenty last list. AND here's the best part: he's not married. So you realize I might actually have a chance? ROCK! I have to say as Jim Halpert on The Office and as himself in interviews, I cannot resist his charm. He makes me feel warm and fuzzy. If you can watch on the show as he pines for Pam and not feel your heart sink, then you have no soul. That's right. I went there.

To those who are no longer on the list: I loved you once and I may love you again. Get back on my TV and you will have a better chance. But for now, I bid you farewell.

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