It's funny because the title suggests that she needs to get out of the tabloids and have a burger very once in a while. But no, this is not a commentary on her eating disorder (that she denies or may have recently denied denying, but who cares?)
Rather I make reference to my personal adventure on the freeway being stuck for a half hour while the freeway was closed ahead and I had missed the last exit. A fatal accident had me stranded with only rollover minutes to tide me over. Finally after organizing, the highway patrol began to filter us off the freeway by having us make U-turns and directing us back to the last exit. Okay, we weren't direct as much as saw the first car do it with the cop car and then we tried it behind them.
It was awesome, going east on the west bound freeway. I got to do it not under the influence of anything AND I didn't get arrested. See, I may not have her millions of dollars, but I get to have little celebrity-like adventures too. And besides, I would trade the millions of dollars to not be associated with Paris Hilton any day of the week.
